Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

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Alyssa Diana

an actress who passionately spits verses from famous plays such as "The Tragedy of Macbeth."

Man, that girl played Lady Macbeth almost as good as Alyssa Diana.

by urbancitywow02 December 9, 2017

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alyssa jane

the most beautiful girl in the world.

you really are, alyssa jane.

by q-22 February 10, 2022

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Alyssa

A girl who dates too many guys and just wants there 🍆

Alyssa is a playa

by Bluefacebbyyyy October 14, 2019

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Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.

As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"

by BobBuilds April 29, 2022

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