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Cheese Monkey

A cheese dog or rat who is in fact black. Shares all the same qualities as a cheese rat. Cheese monkeys can be your friends or enemies.
Maddox: Sup Jimbo you cheese dog
Jimbo: No i’m a cheese monkey
by Strikle April 26, 2019
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MONKEY

A PERSON THAT GETS A CHICK AND GOOD TO SCORE. DOES DUMB SHIT AND MESSES TGE SITUATION UP. GOES HOME AND WATCHES PORN SIMILAR TO THE LOOK OF WHAT HE JUST MISSED.
MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME
Monkey the chimp. Messed up again. Monkey equals monkhousing syndrome
by Corey dr October 10, 2023
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Discharge Monkey

by Theotheblackperson July 25, 2022
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Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.
When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".
by big j consorbo April 11, 2011
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Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.
by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008
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Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
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