Friendship Conch 

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.

Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.

Friendship Conch by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011

Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.

Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"

Friendspention by The pr0n September 17, 2011

friendstitute 

your best friends wife (a whore) (a straight-up WHORE)

I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)

friendstitute by what&where December 5, 2011

Friendship Gas Tank 

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

Friendship Gas Tank by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

Friendsociator 

Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Often results in NOGAF silence.

Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!

Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD

Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?

Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! Friendsociator at 3 o'clock!

Friendsociator: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!

Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Friendsociator by swaqqa October 23, 2012

friendship therapy 

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.

One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.

friendship therapy by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

friendsy 

Flurry of Friend Request activity on Facebook. Pronounced like "frenzy".

Norma was starting to get desperate to get a mate so she could raise a family, so the friendsy began.

friendsy by pentozali April 20, 2014