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Monkey

by UnsubToDRM May 31, 2021
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Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester
Mmmmm monkey
by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020
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Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
Interviews is a damage monkey.
by interviews April 28, 2021
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Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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Porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022
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Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?
by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021
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