anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018

Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

smart retard

a smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

by TripTrapL November 21, 2018

Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up

Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure

by Topside88 January 5, 2019

Dumb retarted

When someone says something funny or when somebody say something stupid or dumb that make no sense

1. “ knock,knock”

“ Who’s there”

“Punani”

“ Punani who?”

“ Punani undefeated “

“ omg shut up you dumb retarted!”

2. “What’s 2x6?”

“ it’s 8 nigga “

“ no nigga you dumb retarted “

by Queenb31 March 1, 2019

Mega Retard

Some re re that likes spaghetti too much.

Jeez man, Griffin Rowell is such a Mega Retard. Over there with his friccin spaghetti.

by Big Boi Billeee March 18, 2019

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019