CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

cum cwotch

A unpleasant aroma coming from a males pelvic area

I would date him, but he has cum cwotch

by Tyler Bruh January 18, 2016

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025

Cum busker

Like a street busker but garners sexual interest online instead of money. Most often seen starring in their own Tiktok dance videos

Sally’s channel has really blown up since she turned into a cum busker

by Skiddle1029 December 20, 2023

Cum

The creamy stuff from your cock

When you’ve had a wank u cum.

by TheCrispyCream October 26, 2022