News Hangover

The 24-48 hours after a major event where there is not a lot of news to talk about.

Today was a news hangover so we didn't have a lot to talk about in government.

by Staercke.Alex October 5, 2017

A New Challenger Arrives!!

Is Elon won't do it I will. The Anti-Elon! For a million dollars. Going to need a 6 week training camp and money to supplant my income while I train.

A New Challenger Arrives!!
Bahbahbahbah Bahbahbahbahbahbuh buhbuhbuh bahbahbahbahbuuuh!

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

New jersey giants

Dog food

I'm feeding my dog the new jersey giants tonight

by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022