the return of alejandro

The sexiest man alive and his return just when you think all hope is lost

Man the Return of Alejandro was nuts and hot

by The return of Alejandro January 8, 2017

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018

Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.

Fuck that shit, i'm gonna take a Hemingway retirement!

by asgerkhan June 17, 2017

weenie retriever

A cross between a golden retriever and a dachshund. Also see golden weenie.

My best friend got a weenie retriever. She named her Jenna.

by Wikastark October 2, 2017

Political Retardery

The act of offering criticisms against another due to your political party with no critical thinking in play. Being an automaton who parrots whatever the political party is currently pushing.

He said Dems should be ashamed of Harvey Weinstein and lambasted them for shaming Trump's infamous 'grab her by the p***y' comments. One is the leader of the free world and the other a movie executive in a business that created 'the casting couch' cliche. The party told him to invoke Weinstein as if he somehow speaks for anyone. It is pure political retardery. Think for yourself people!

by Billy Broom October 25, 2017

melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.

"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"

by badst April 23, 2018

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018