Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.

Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night

by McBossness June 28, 2024

GEOFF.

Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.

Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"

Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "

by Cretin dispenser July 4, 2024

Geotube Community

A community full of kids on YouTube, who makes videos like "Does/is/has your country INSERT RANDOM SHIT HERE" showing the map of Europe to show their obsession with Europe, while some viewers of those videos are not European. They use stolen backgrounds or record the background and then use the map of Europe and some clipart images or Geometry Dash faces. They claim to be mappers like: "Random name/nationality "Mapper/Mapping". Some geotubers use a countryball, their country background, and random app or software icons they use for editing. Geotubers always yap about their enemies they hate like Adolf Ogi OGISM and ROTATVADER for example. Geotubers overuse random music (like phonk or some songs for example). Some geotubers are trying to be cool by being "homophobic". Geotubers also think the world map is the European map. Geotubers also cry when someone hates their country

Geotuber: Does your country have 20m people: (Shows European map with clipart, GD faces, and random backgrounds (mostly nature)
Someone: I'm not European you geotuber
Geotuber: waaa I will expose you for hating me waaaa
Someone: I don't like the Geotube Community
Geotuber: exposed

by Unknown Anti-Geotuber July 6, 2024

Georgia School Shooting

14 year old kid. Had made previous threats. 4 dead 9 injured.

Hym "Just found out about the Georgia School Shooting that just happened. No details on a motive yet."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

George W. Bush

George W. Bush, a president after his time, would lead the US into a war of retaliation against the Middle East. His policies, though not good in our time, was good in his. Bush led the US in a strong and fiery manner, and brought America back into the light of glory, after its brief light of shame and sadness on 9/11.

George W. Bush and his father, H. W. Bush, would prove influential figures in America's involvement within the world, most specifically, the Middle East.

by teggers162 September 14, 2024

geomaxxer

A geomaxxer is a man who leaves the western world in the hope of escaping inceldom, because they believe that non-western women are more likely to give them the time of day for romance.

He started being a geomaxxer in Asia after being perpetually rejected in the West.

by Fsirccpo October 6, 2024

Georgie Barker

Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.

Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."

by DirtyDave2810 October 24, 2024