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Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel
by Connor bastard October 27, 2019
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I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone
Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut
by Yeetmeister445 August 3, 2018
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022
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Himalayan Nuts

Any kind of nuts that are Hindi. Literally.
Himalayan Nuts are so g-
by Himalayan July 12, 2022
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nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.
“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account
by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023
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Nut

"Nut", slang term for "Cost of living", popularized by the South Park episode "Got a Nut" (S27E2)
Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”
by eunemes August 8, 2025
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