National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021