dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

dick pilot

it means where a woman rides your dick untill your head spins

i got dick piloted now im itchy

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

turd dick

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

by lollllipop July 14, 2011

Dumb dick

A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.

That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.

by Phatt$$$matt July 5, 2017

little dick

Why'd you need the definition it's right on your body.

Jess: "I can't believe his dick was that small."
Trisha: "We should start calling him little dick!"
Jess: "Yeah!"

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 29, 2020

dick-notized

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

dick damage

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.

I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.

by NasX December 1, 2009