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A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.
That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.
by Phatt$$$matt July 05, 2017
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Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.
Gary was a dumbdick when he decided to stick with his cheating-ass girlfriend.
by ire November 28, 2007
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Similar to a dumbass; Someone who makes stupid or inexplicable decisions.
Gary was a dumbdick for staying with his cheating-ass girlfriend.
by ire November 30, 2007
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When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it
#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
by AlH1801 November 13, 2017
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The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
by randyharwood May 28, 2013
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