PENIS

penis is good

i sucked some PENIS last night it tasted good

by Guccilol November 15, 2020

Penis

the cutest thing in the world ;)

"Aw that penis is so cute I just wanna hold it and kiss it all over!"

by bruhyeetsmd May 6, 2019

Penis

Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.

Penis something I want.

by Nutter Butter 69 420 May 24, 2020

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022