brown zebra

When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white

When a zebra rolls in shit

I just took a brown zebra!

Why do you have a brown zebra?

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Elliot browning

Elliot is a proper knobhead, he thinks he owns the place and he’s a sad 17 year old that gets his mother to put gel in his hair, a tad dandy

You know that dude, yeah he’s a proper Elliot Browning

by Bikelife1234 February 5, 2020

newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024

Brown Icecream Sandwich

When you jizz on a woman or man's ass then 2 guys or girls shit on the jizzy ass and you smush the butt cheeks together.

I thoroughly enjoyed the brown icecream sandwich last night!!!

by Rusty zipper March 18, 2025

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

Brown Angel

A brown angel normally occurs in the morning, whilst hungover and either trying to squeeze out a fart, or sometimes whilst sneezing, and even though you are sure that you have followed through, upon sneaking off somewhere to check, you are relived to find out your jocks are clean and it was just another case of the Brown Angel..

"Hey, where did Frank go"

"He thinks he might have followed through, so he just sneaked off to the men's to check"
"Shit, hopefully there is a brown angel floating above him"..

by <h4rli3 May 14, 2022

D-Brown

The true inventor of the Dab. A fucking Basketball Legend...

Kid 1: *dabs*
Kid 2: Did you know that D-Brown invented the dab?
Kid 1: woah, that's dope.

by Invictium February 1, 2017