Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 24, 2020

Cum-fetti

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.

Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight

by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018

Cum dumpster

Just cumming in a dumpster.

Bro I just got done in the cum dumpster

by Mypeanutwithnutcancer February 7, 2020

Cum

Semen.

I climaxed and my cum went everywhere.

by otock April 2, 2023

Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

Cum

A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis

Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I Want More!

by anonymous April 11, 2022

Cum

A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.

Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!

by CumSockLicker September 21, 2023