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Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money
You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping
by Roughtrain July 19, 2016
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Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021
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Step Loaf

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot
by RicMaroo September 14, 2022
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Sweet-loaf

To be a loaf of sweetness

To be cute and have a large bottom
Dang look at her sweet-loaf
I just wanted to let you know you’re such a sweet-loaf
by Sweet lof February 24, 2022
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hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.
Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!
by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017
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Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.
Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!
by RicMaroo October 3, 2022
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banana loaf

Thanks for actually coming, so i wanted to tell you something important, so go onto snap and search up @localasda and add them, then send them toe pics
Amanda? Have you sent toe pics to @localasda on snap??

No why?

Well you can get paid!! that’s why i quit my job and i got free banana loaf
by IntuLakeside January 2, 2021
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