thundering bitch

Sister in law who is a shit stirring c**t

I saw that thundering bitch on the street giving out to a group of people from the tidy towns committee who advised her she has parked in a disabled spot, she's not disabled

by Dogfan789 August 8, 2017

thunder crashing

When you kiss someone and you get such a strong feeling of love, care and being safe that it feels like thunder is crashing all around you.

Like falling into a black hole knowing that there must be a bottom but not caring.

"Did you feel that? It's like thunder crashing around us."

by Sirius.ly December 21, 2015

thunder nuttin

To blow a load so hard that yo balls hurt.

You know that shits good when you thunder nuttin. And damn my balls hurt

by Beowulf78 September 3, 2017

thunder thud

An endearing nickname given to the WWII era P-47 Thunderbolt.

Look! Thunder Thud six 'o' clock high!

by Brawny Charger June 3, 2017

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021

Blood Thunder

When a girl releases a queef on her period causing a loud thunder while releasing blood.

Dude did she sit in blood? Nah man she just had some blood thunder.

by tardefinition May 20, 2020

Orange thunder

in reference to the fiber supplement Metamucil that is sold as powdered drink mixes, capsules and wafers in a variety of flavors. Metamucil contains psyllium seed husks as the active ingredient. It is manufactured in Phoenix, Arizona, by Procter & Gamble.1 When first marketed to consumers in 1974, Metamucil was marketed as a laxative. The advertising slogan at that time was "If not nature, then Metamucil". Procter & Gamble sought to make Metamucil a household name by advertising in magazines and on television, using the claim "All fiber is not created equal".2 The target group was older people who are more likely to suffer from constipation.

I've been constipated for a week, I need to get back on that orange thunder

by jaykads November 1, 2023