Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis

jared has a massive penis

by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023

Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.

Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.

by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

Jared

He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.

Jared is the funniest guy alive

by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022

Jared

Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.

kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.

by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021

Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.

Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!

by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023