animatic fap

The act of mastrubation with high velocity repeated hand movements at the rate of 24/second. (Just like standard animated films). At this rate, hand movements become extremely blurry and hard to distinguish from a simple untrained eye.

The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.

He has achieved an animatic fap. We have no hope to compare with him.

by Don't Stop Me Now October 30, 2019

Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

by lol rRed January 10, 2019

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

Cyber Fap

The act of fapping while chatting via web cam

Dude : Yo bro did you cyber fap with my girl last night?

Bro: Yeah dude, I cyber fapped with her all night.

by Joe mother May 10, 2015

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014