Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
by JamieB123 November 01, 2014
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Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
by JamieB123 November 01, 2014
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