Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 09, 2022
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Dick Eye

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock
One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!
by HornyPornoAddict September 04, 2022
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Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.
Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.
by EightBall August 03, 2012
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BOGO dick

When that dick is so big that it travels to the esophagus allowing for a blowjob during sex. Two for one special.
Last night I got the BOGO dick. That dick was the size of my forearm so I was suckin n fuckin
by hometownsimp May 30, 2020
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Sweater Dicks

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
by McCrapper December 07, 2019
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automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)
rm has an automatic dick
by yoursenpia February 18, 2018
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Katawa dick

A name given to the effect of popular visual novel Katawa Shoujo on one's sexual feelings. Guys often download the game, expecting some fappable material, but are then affected by the feels and lose their sexual appetite. At its most extreme, this is a temporary form of erectile dysfunction. Rin's route is a good way to achieve this.
"He downloaded the game looking for a cheap sexual thrill, but then he got that Katawa dick, and he wasn't fapping for a long time after."
by korskfan September 13, 2014
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