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Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.
Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.
by Jack-hole-lantern June 8, 2017
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Test

Don't worry, your ping is stable.. And next time don't urban "test" check your connection you smart..
Test
by justsay_yes September 13, 2020
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The Ass Reflex Test

A test that tests the reflexes of your ass
Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast
by ASaShA November 9, 2010
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one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)
One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(
by GangstaE April 24, 2003
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Spaghetti Test

A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.
"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."
by JEpher July 14, 2015
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Vagina Test

A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.

If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:

Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail
Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"

Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"
by Rexperience January 7, 2010
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Pregnancy Test

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake
by Cobruh August 10, 2016
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