Teddy Fucker

One who see's fit to violate the fluffy hole of a Teddy Bear

I walked in on my brother last night to find him sowing his seed in my carebear - I didn't know he was a Teddy Fucker

by Darrenh July 7, 2006

Teddy Bear

A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.

Person 1: Look! There's a Teddy Bear over there!
Person 2: Nah, that's just Patrick

by SunnyTeddyBear September 14, 2014

Tedd

An awesome guy that is fun, sexy, random, charismatic, fit, active but sometimes lazy, a little crazy, and a great sense of humor.


Also see- Girl's kryptonite

(Ashley)-Tedd is so awesome, it makes me cry

by AshleyMels October 16, 2008

One-toke-teddy

When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.

In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"

Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)

Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"

Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."

by Matthews Grunfredo December 13, 2010

Pulling a Teddy

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.

Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test

by academy2014 September 29, 2011

Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.

Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.

by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010

Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.

I love my fuzzy teddy bear!

by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016