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The Squid

It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.
NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.
Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.
by Mike Carini January 12, 2009
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when a person inconceivably laughs, giggles, squeals and grins all at the same time because of something incredibly funny or cute.
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what was that laughing noise?

i just squidged.
by Sebastien Tremblay Johnston January 1, 2008
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Squid

A term origionally used in motorcycle racing for a rider with little talent that only moves quickly in short bursts (ie. between corners) hence the motion of a squid!
These days the term can also be used to describe a Stunta! Although sometimes the term "Squid" is abused by riders themselves with no talent to criticise riders with superior skills to theirs! when monkey cant do! what monkey see! (or doesnt have the balls to do!)
Correct use: All the American superbike riders are squids! They cant even win their own superbike championship!

Incorrect use: Look at that "Squid" riding down the HWY on one wheel at 100mph!
by AussieBoy August 14, 2004
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a type of dance where the dancers look as if they are made of jelly. squidding is a popular dance to do around the forth of july. the dance is most common among those that have "it."

1. Point feet inward
2. Bend knees
3. Lean over
4. Move your arms back and forth
5. Now you're halfway to having "it"!
Kerry, Alex, Hannah, and Karina were doing the squid at Evans 4th of July extravaganza.
by Declan Devito August 2, 2007
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Squidbillies

Cum that is left on the shower floor
Bro, I stepped on some squidbillies!!
by RatBoy3o5 October 8, 2018
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squiddy

a person that uses all his limbs, fingers and toes during any sexual act, even on himself. Enjoys ramming himself with a double bass while strumming his nipples with his fingers like he was playing said double bass. Also cries when gets on a boat, water reminds him of being in the bath and cleaning himself, an act that only happens on his birthday, and only if he can take the double bass with him all lubed up.
jesus, look at that tramp he is a squiddy

Oh my god that guy last night totally pulled a squiddy on me

That double bass neck looks bent, must have been squiddys old one

jesus, havent seen squiddy look so clean, must have been his birthday yesterday
by ghoulmore October 30, 2010
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squidding

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.
by murrayw76 April 17, 2009
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