spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

by spector victim June 08, 2009

Spoon Tang

specific poon tang, gained from spooning

nah, but we got some reet spoon tang

by candyboi62 September 01, 2010

Slovakian Spoon

When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.

Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

Spiral Spoon

Much like spooning, except that instead of the basic spooning position, the participants twist in a spiral motion at the same time. Often used as a component of foreplay, the step between spooning and forking

see spoon

Bob and Nancy started out spooning, but Bob got excited and it turned into a spiral spoon, which led to forking all night.

by power pete 125 March 22, 2010

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 February 10, 2012

spoon

A derogetary term used to put someone in a state of unconceivable confusion.

Chris: Did you know, that you are actualy, the spoon?
Me: No that would be you.
Chris: Shutup, Saggy Nipple Tits.

by schpoodle? November 11, 2006

Spoon

Spooning is another word for offending. It is derived from the feeling of that someone is digging out a part of your heart with a spoon by saying something mean to you.

"Dude, Jeniffer totally spooned me last night when she told me she'd slept with Joe."

"OMG, SPOONED!"

by Jerven February 28, 2007