philtrum 

The two lines and the dent formed by them, under ones nose extending to the top of the upper lip.

Son of a Bitch!! That coffee just burned the shit out of my philtrum.

philtrum by Richard Kirshen October 28, 2003

Philtrum 

The groove in the upper lip

A philtrum; what my FAS friend lacks

Philtrum by Eviscerati December 9, 2008

philtrum 

The word philtrum has 2 main meanings:
1: noun. The little groove between the bottom of your nose and your top lip. I have no clue what it is there for, but now you know what it is called.
2: verb. The art of performing oral sex while shaving. This originated because some kid at my school with a dirty mind thought it was 'full trim'. The term has since caught on and is now widely recognised.

1: You:"hi Steph! How you been?
Steph:"philtrum" *pokes your philtrum. walks away*

2: You:"hey sweety!"
Boyfriend:"her my giiiirl. Guess what I learnt today?"
You:"what?"
Boyfriend:"how to philtrum"

philtrum by *Angela lolly* February 20, 2013

philtrum 

The act of giving Phil a haircut.

Hi, my name's Phil. My hair is so unusually long, so I decided to get myself a haircut. But I call it a "Philtrum."

philtrum by Scikoop75 December 26, 2020

coomd in ur philtrum 

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

coomd in ur philtrum by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

philcrump 

a person who likes cheese (in a sexual manner)

"that guy is such a philcrump"

philcrump by Laura Legend February 5, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019