Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
when you keep a soda in your ass to then give to a friend when arriving to his house unannounced later on
by sir_doof March 19, 2023
A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.
“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
by Trentjs03 September 21, 2022
by ComminCents February 25, 2023
A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
by Danklord Dolphan August 03, 2022
by hornygirll May 14, 2019
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018