NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.
me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022
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Typically by watching shows like gilmore girls and then go on to state that such a show is better than the perfection that is better call saul.
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by Brrv September 6, 2022
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John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019
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Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
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Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
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