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Bad Romance

tis a song
thine lyrics goes like this:

Whoooooaaaa
Story of Undertale.
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.
Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
person 1: i like bad romance
person 2: Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
by thenameofthegods January 2, 2025
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Modern Romance

A photo/ Instagram aesthetic made popular by Influencer, Mina Marlena. This aesthetic combines European inspiration, vintage film vibes and romantic details like soft pink roses, long flowing princess dresses, and corsets/lingerie style clothing. Artistic angles and the thoughtful use of props such as newspapers, books, bouquets of flowers & film cameras are seen frequently in this photo aesthetic. This aesthetic feels like Juliet waiting for Romeo on her balcony but make it 2022, and she’s taking selfies on her iphone.
I love the Modern Romance aesthetic on Instagram, it’s so pretty!
by bouchercherub87 April 10, 2022
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blue collar romancing

Blue collar romancing is when a hardworking man uses his grimy hands (covered in grease, oil, dirt, etc) to pull out his wiener and shoves it in a girl’s booty hole while giving her a fish-hook.
TammyLynn came over when I was off work and I gave her some blue collar romancing!
by Mrs_wright93 February 10, 2023
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Romanced

"My best days are behind me. I remember when I romanced my wife. Those were my best days.
by WhiteLightningAM June 11, 2023
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My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.
"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."
by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020
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road romance

When you flirt and have a good time with another person in the car next to you, on a common road. then you go your separate ways and wish you could meet up again.
on my way to work i had an encounter of road romance, some good flirting... made the start to my day really well!
by kash_04 December 1, 2010
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romance

In the end, romance is worthless.
by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021
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