piercing poker

A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.

Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.

by Halers Dee May 31, 2011

Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.

Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.

by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011

Missile Poded

To be killed by a direct impact from a missile pod missile in the games Halo 3 and Halo Reach

I was going to kill that guy, but this noob missile poded me

by P90 Killer January 1, 2012

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016

Mirano Poeran

The best kid in the world. He loves  and is a beast at CR (but Scottie beats him). He slaps wahahao and he raouks nigga's. Malik is black and Niki is doing weird shit at nyte. Tarun is a real troller and a busy kid (he likes tacos). Akshay is a good friend (but he likes giving head ig). And Pi is just a Pilayer (also known as PiMol). Sarwin is a botje, and Ryan is just Ryan. Mirano kills koeta sala's and eats masala. He gives poor people bakvet ice cream.

Mirano Poeran is a great person, his name means great clithead. So use him as a word.
"E.g.": "Youre just like a Mirano Poeran"

by Nigel Ossas January 11, 2017