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Tejas Pillai 

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'
Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
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Pillar Men 

Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency
???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)
A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.
James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!
Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Mr Pillay 

Very dangerous dark man originating from the forbidden regions of South Africa. His bald head is able to manipulate the sun and weather, making him able to change the world with just a thought. Through the ritualistic polishing of his head, he is able to control adults and children alike.
No words can describe a man like Mr Pillay

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babe, are you taking yass pills? you look so yass and slay today!
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Sky Pillar

The biggest dick known to demonkind.

- Presented by Demon Lord Luo Binghe
Oh god.....is that.....his sky pillar poking me?!

normal pills 

Pills that are prescribed to you by your doctor when you start doing dumbass stuff like wearing masks, faking Minecraft speedruns and making shitty music with an even shittier music video.
Did you see that dream guy? He needs to take normal pills. What a weirdo
normal pills by Window boy June 17, 2021