vom pie

A huge, 3000 calorie pork pie with an egg in the middle. Actually called a 'vom pie' the irony being that you may indeed 'vom' after eating one.

"I'm gonna buy a vom pie today"
"I'm going to take the vom pie challenge"
"I had a heart attack after eating a vom pie"

by Do September 13, 2003

humble pie

to eat humble pie is to apologize and/or face humiliation. originated from the dish "umbles pie" which peasants ate in medieval times (umbles are the innards of deer/cow/boar/whatever else was lying around)

Donald: I'm sorry... I didn't realize...
Maria: Eat humble pie dickface.

by brettruby December 29, 2008

Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street August 1, 2006

Meat Pie

A pie filled with meat of some sort.
Example: Chicken, Beef, Pork, or in some cases, your neighborhood judge. Refere to sweeney todd

Person1: Ms. Lovett's meat pies are the best! What's in them??

Person2: Idk but they sure are go-*crack* Theres a fucking finger in my meat pie!

Person1: D=

by JynxBaby June 29, 2008

bread pie

an alternative name for the everyday sandwich.

- "what did you have for lunch today?"
- "just popped to tesco to get myself a bread pie"

by literary ainsley harriott May 3, 2011

Honey Pie

Beatles song, wrong input from other user

Honey pie: a term of endearment

Honey pie,
My condition is tragic,

Come and show me the magic,

Of your Hollywood song.

by Simplykind December 1, 2019

Pie-Pan

A piece of metal, usually cylindrical in shape, that should be placed over ones rectal region while sleeping, to alert and wake you if someone is trying to fuck you in the ass.

My room mate pete likes to try to fuck me in the ass while i sleep, so i slept with a pie-pan to wake me with a "ting , ting , ting" in case he was trying to penetrate.

by Brandolino the hung one June 2, 2012