Optional Baldness

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

by J-man1990 June 4, 2008

Optics

Alternative version of glasses.

Oh no! My optics! I can’t see without my optics!

by NukeEmWins January 10, 2020

non optional swingers party

RAPE

Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by TarzanIzKewl January 20, 2016

Optimistic

Optimistic is being hopeful for a blowjob

Dan , always optimistic, took a shower so Jenn would put his weiner in her mouth

by 3d1technology1 May 2, 2018

Opti-Men

Opti-Men is one of the best Nutritional supplements in capsule form made especially for men. It contains many, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals and all the things your body needs in tiny amounts to keep you in optimal shape. With today’s crapy eating, we probably don’t get enough vitamins and minerals.

Where to buy it :
http://www.1fast400.com/?products_id=713

Supplement Facts:
Serving Size: 2 Tablets
Package Size: 120 Tablets
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
Vitamin A(as CaroCare® natural mixed carotenoids) 7,500 IU 150%*
Vitamin C (as ascorbic acid) 300 mg 500%*
Vitamin D (as cholecalciferol) 200 IU 50%*
Vitamin E (as d-alpha tocopherol succinate) 200 IU 667%*
Vitamin K (as phytonadione) 75 mcg 94%*
Thiamin (as thiamin hydrochloride) 30 mg 2000%*
Riboflavin 30 mg 1765%*
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30 mg 150%*
Vitamin B6(as pyridoxine hydrochloride) 30 mg 1500%*
Folic Acid 400 mcg 100%*
Vitamin B12(as cyanocobalamin) 100 mcg 1667%*
Biotin 250 mcg 83%*
Pantothenic Acid (as d-calcium pantothenate) 30 mg 300%*
Calcium (as calcium carbonate, citrate) 200 mg 20%*
Iodine (as kelp) 150 mcg 100%*
Magnesium (as magnesium oxide, aspartate) 100 mg 25%*
Zinc (as zinc citrate) 30 mg 200%*
Selenium (as selenomethionine) 70 mcg 100%*
Copper (as copper gluconate) 2 mg 100%*
Manganese (as manganese gluconate) 5 mg 250%*
Chromium (as chromium GTF) 120 mcg 100%*
Molybdenum (as molybdenum A.A. chelate) 80 mcg 107%*
Raw Oyster Concentrate 50 mg †
Saw Palmetto, powdered (berries) 100 mg †
Pygeum Africanum, powdered (bark) 70 mg †
Damiana, powdered (leaf) 100 mg †
Nettles, powdered (leaf) 30 mg †
Lycopene (as LYC-O-MATO™ natural tomato lycopene) 250 mcg †
Alpha-Carotene 140 mcg †
Cryptoxanthin 34 mcg †
Zeaxanthin 28 mcg †
Lutein 250 mcg †
Alpha Lipoic Acid 25 mg †
Citrus Bioflavonoids (fruit) 70 mg †
Grape Seed Extract 25 mg †
(Vitis vinifera) (seed)
(standardized to 95% polyphenols)
Deodorized Garlic, powdered (bulb) 50 mg †
Ginkgo Biloba, powdered (leaf) 70 mg †
Korean Ginseng, powdered (root) 100 mg †
PABA (para-aminobenzoic acid) 10 mg †
Choline (as choline bitartrate) 10 mg †
Inositol 10 mg †
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
† Daily Value not established

Other Ingredients:
Stearic Acid, Hydroxy Propyl Methyl cellulose, Croscarmellose Sodium (disintegrant), Gelatin, Magnesium Stearate, Gum Acacia, Silica.

Suggested Use:
As a dietary supplement, take 2tablets daily, or as directed by a physician, licensed nutritionist.

Take your Opti-Men kido! Don't you want to be healthy?

by fargo123 May 17, 2005

optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

opterectomy

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.

MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you

by k b February 16, 2006