dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

mike naran

living legend . panic! at the discos guitarist since 2018 . corgi lover . lives his best life on stage with nicole row and brendon urie . would also let him throw me into a wall .

mike naran? legend

by theonlyreason March 5, 2019

narcissistic women

Want to always be the Center Of Attention. Mostly High Maintenance Women.

It's always about them. They only think of themselves. Narcissistic women will use and abuse men.

by Been there done that. May 24, 2006

Nargle

A magical creature that is believed to inhabit mistletoe.

Luna: Look! Nargles!
Harry: Where?

by loonylovegood11 November 14, 2010

Narcissist

1.Excessive love or admiration of oneself.
2.A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3.Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

a."That Bec Factor sends everyone photos of herself, ahh did someone say narcissist?"
b. Paris Hilton

by Mercedes April 25, 2005

Narda

A girl who's pretty, smart, and nice to everyone. She's an awesome friend who will listen to you when you need it. She's also creative and can be a spazz.

That girl is so awesome, she's such a Narda.

by Nycteris April 24, 2010

Facebook Narcissism

The feeling of pride and self-centeredness exhibited when one takes multiple pictures of oneself in the sole purpose of putting a new default of facebook. Also exhibited if the person says things like "SEXY" on their own picture comments. Dead give aways are: (1.) Adding hundreds of random strangers of the opposite sex. (2.) Cussing somebody out on Facebook but not talking to anybody in real life. (3.) Having over 50-75 pictures of themselves, alone, where it was clear they were taking pictures of themselves and have no shame in it. (4.) Updating every single thing they do {I.E. Sittin' on the toilet, ;) haha}

Hold on Doc., before you put me under, I have to update my status to 'Going under the knife LOL.'" "Seriously? You have a major case of Facebook Narcissism.

by ima knock yo teef out June 7, 2010