muff dar

Primal Radar for Searching out beautiful ladies

"Ya Muff Dar is on form "

by Craig and Simon November 9, 2006

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muff-face

One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.

My mate Pete is a Muff-face. And he's ginger as well so it don't help! hahaha

by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004

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Muff Muzzle

When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.

I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.

by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012

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muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

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The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.

I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."

by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009

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