Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025

Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.

Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway

On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding

by Sass28 May 10, 2025

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025

Marylaandd

The official Instagram handle of Greek YouTuber Maryland

Did you see what Marylaandd posted today?

by MythBody June 20, 2025

Merils

People who depend on others for everything instead of doing things by themselves.

He’s such a merils, can’t even decide what to eat without asking others.”

by Creativ,n October 20, 2025