Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway

On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding

Marylanding by Sass28 May 10, 2025

marylandian 

a person from maryland

kelsey hubstenberger was a marylandian

marylandian by abby koper October 30, 2006

mainlanding

this is when you are balls deep in a girl, just tearing her shit apart and right when you're going to cum you pull out and spew all in her belly button, then you take your cock and stick it in the belly button and rub all the cum up to her mouth and when you finally arrive at the mainland or her mouth you take your roters and slap 'em all around.

dude, i totally just mainlanded that bitch.

hey sexy, ever been mainlanding?

mainlanding by Corporal Hymen April 20, 2009

mashlanding

Coach surfing from house to house or it can mean talking sexually on the phone with a lover.

“My cousin’s mashlanding at my house right now.” or “my uncle is mashlanding with his girl right now.

mashlanding by mambo kingzzz August 6, 2025