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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Fat Loafing

When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing
Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!
by Bmartxxx May 8, 2023
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Caca loaf

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money
by BRBetz May 13, 2023
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Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019
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cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
by kasii9 November 12, 2021
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Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes
Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.
by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021
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Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers
Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S
by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021
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