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Loaf Crusher

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS
by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025
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Step Loaf

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot
by RicMaroo September 14, 2022
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Fent loaf

When a cat is high on catnip, non responsive and is resting in a position of a loaf. Associated with the term "fent fold".
-Yo... You see that cat fent loafing over there?
by Shapaklyak April 12, 2025
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Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.
Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!
by RicMaroo October 3, 2022
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hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.
Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!
by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017
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Loafing

To “lack” or to NOT have a gun on you
“Damn why you out here loafing?”
“I’m not going out there loafing”
by KeelahB May 7, 2024
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Bedside loaf

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf
by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020
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