Stark's Law 

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.

Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.

Stark's Law by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008

Waldrum's Law 

The name for the inverse relationship between the amount of political bumper stickers on the back of someone's car/truck and my desire to speak with that person.

Waldrum's Law: The more political bumper stickers you have, the less I want to talk to you.

Waldrum's Law by Waldrum January 24, 2011

Icke's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of identifying HAARP as a causal explanation for observed phenomena approaches 1 (100%).

Poster #1: "What causes global warming?"

Poster #2: "HAARP."

Poster #3: "Icke's Law in two posts."

Icke's Law by theapc August 15, 2011

McKenna's Law 

The intentional invocation of Godwin's law in order to bring a conversation to a close.

Person 1: Well, on the other hand... "Hitler"!
Person 2: Hah! Mckenna's Law - I see what you did there...

McKenna's Law by symsymsym October 3, 2018

Scandirito's Law 

A term coined by Michael Scandirito in response to Peggy Noonan's WSJ Opinion article titled "Get Ready for the Struggle Season" (posted on March 7th, 2019). It is inspired by the adage Godwin's Law. Whereas Godwin's Law refers to online discussions that have a reached a point in which there is a higher probability of encountering comparisons to Nazis and / or Hitler, Scandirito's Law refers to a higher likelihood that journalists will appeal rhetorically to the biases of specific political orientations during significant social events by comparing their ideological opponents' approaches to those of the Cultural Revolution.

Source:

Noonan, P. (2019). Get ready for the struggle season. WSJ Opinion.

This article strongly reflects Scandirito's Law since the author is drawing serious comparisons between people using hashtags on Twitter and the assassins of the Cultural Revolution.

Scandirito's Law by Pan-Love March 8, 2019

cleek's law 

Today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today, updated daily.

Republicans deciding resistance to common-sense steps to help limit COVID-19 spread are just a Democratic ploy is dumb, but cleek's law requires it.

cleek's law by wikkedblah January 21, 2021

arken's law 

Arken's Law, which states that a discussion is over when a camparison is made to the book 1984, was invented on www.iidb.org. While it was Arken who came up with the idea that Orwellian references are much abused, it was someotherguy who suggested that a law similar to Godwin's be applied.

User 1: Big Brother is here! Welcome to 1984!

User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.

arken's law by me October 31, 2004