Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.

Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay

by Darius Doison December 18, 2025

discount knowledge

Education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.

As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":

"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"

Four years of college wasn't for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!

by Pimpala03 April 8, 2009

bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

by mcfriedness October 8, 2011

without knowledge in engineering

without having thought things through comme du monde

if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015

without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you try building something like an electronic chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

Wobble knoble

The Act of sucking a toe while someone has their thumb in your anus

Do you want to wobble knoble?

by PwnurMom May 17, 2016

knong knowls

It's code word for getting stoned. Knong knowls is code for bong bowls.

Joe asked Megan to stop by so they could smoke a few Knong knowls (bowls).

by joejoegaipa May 19, 2016