“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
by Okto December 7, 2011
Get the Junk Up Frontmug. annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing
cooler kid: freakin shut up
annoying friend: tell me yo
cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up
cooler kid: freakin shut up
annoying friend: tell me yo
cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up
by branodn thompson March 18, 2009
Get the bum junk ultramug. it is another way of saying some part of a persons body that is massively big.
this is mainly used when talking about a females boobs or their ass.
this is mainly used when talking about a females boobs or their ass.
by haploid February 27, 2008
Get the Bu-junk-a-dunksmug. by One nice bun August 2, 2009
Get the Junk-Trunk Gapmug. The form of communication used exclusively by Auburn DT Nick Fairly and Oregon RB LaMichael James when playing football together.
by GoHawgs January 12, 2011
Get the Talking Mad Junkmug. When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
Get the JUNK TANKmug. a useful phrase with a variety of meanings
1. command: to desire for one to suck one's junk
2. insult: to express anger or frustration
3. response: often meaning "yes," "no," "maybe," or "i dunno"
4. however the hell else you wanna say it. you can't limit "sucka my junk" to a definition. bitch.
1. command: to desire for one to suck one's junk
2. insult: to express anger or frustration
3. response: often meaning "yes," "no," "maybe," or "i dunno"
4. however the hell else you wanna say it. you can't limit "sucka my junk" to a definition. bitch.
by two spotter mgee November 22, 2003
Get the sucka my junkmug.