love junk

any fluid that come from you being nasty.

We were on the couch going at it and I
pulled my living rod out and sprayed her
belly with my Love Junk.

by tman May 13, 2005

sha-junk

The sound that occurs when Bob Jr. pulls out one of his many Seals of Approval, that he awards to the best set of testicles, whenever he damn well pleases to award them. It has happened on rare occasions, that Bob, has awarded this highly respected award to a single pair of balls in one evening.

A teriffic sidenote, (that you can brag to your friends about), is the fact that in the center of the seal, is a picture of Bob's balls, smothered in coconut juice (the preferred method of lubrication before vigorous ball licking).

A teriffic sidenote, (that you can brag to your friends about), is the fact that in the center of the seal, is a picture of Bob's balls, smothered in coconut juice (the preferred method of lubrication before vigorous ball licking).

by Van BobSing May 12, 2004

Cunt Junk

When a male enters a vagina for the first time, it is very pleasant, unless the female has Cunt Junk. When the male enters the female's vagina and encounters Cunt Junk, he should immediately withdraw. There is no way of knowing what is in there. Females can use a wide array of items to incite pleasure in themselves. When one of these items becomes lodged inside, it then belongs to the cunt and is known as Cunt Junk. If this particular female is very sexy, one may try to douche the item out. DO NOT TRY TO DISLODGE ITEM IF IT IS UNCLEAR WHAT THE ITEM IS!!! If it does not douche out, immediately seek medical attention.

Clark: WHAT IS THIS CUNT JUNK JANE?!?!?!
(Superman then rips her in half)

by Andrew A. & Zach P. August 18, 2006

love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.

I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.

by bayliss May 13, 2005

swamp junk

Results from the excretion of fluid from merocrine glands at or near the male genitalia creating a pungent odor smelt by many.

After working for nine hours chopping down trees, Matt grew victim to swamp junk.

by Trotski May 30, 2008

jonesin his junk

"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)

Natalie was totally jonesin his junk last night.

by Ray "big poppa" June 4, 2009

Blowing out your junk.

In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk

Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.

by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009