Jeremy

An obese person, morbidly so. Also an alcoholic.

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.

by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

The swaggiest person you've ever met. He is so cool that you will wish you were friends with him if you aren't, and it'll cure your depression if you are. He's really into the coolest fandoms (for example; everyone likes undertale which is super cool and homestuck is amazing) and will drag you down into the depths of them with him. He will defend you against bullies and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone for you. He is the strongest person, even stronger than the guys who work out regularly.

"WOW IS THAT JEREMY"
"YEAH"
"WOW HES SO COOL I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND"

"IKR HE CURED ALL SEVEN OF MY MENTAL ILLNESSESS"
"IKR AND HES SO HOT AND SEXY"
"IKR!! LIKE ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!111!!!!1"

by BitchMaster06 September 14, 2022

Jeremy

A big football fan. Mostly likes his favorite team, The Buffallo Bills.

Mark: "Hey did you see how intense that guy was into his football game?"
Brad: "Yeah and his name is Jeremy"

by Dagod11! November 6, 2023

Jeremy

This is Jeremy type 1. If you have a Jeremy like this, good! Keep him in your life, because he's a Jeremy type 1.

This Jeremy can be recognized if he has fluffy hair, beautiful eyes, and a cute smile. If you dig deeper, Jeremy type 1's are caring, and are always pushing to make his friends happy. He puts his friends before himself, and is very clever. He might not have the best grades, but when it comes to logic, he's very very street smart. He seems cold or blunt at first, but softens up and gets real goofy when you get to know him.

Towards Jeremy Type 1's Significant Others, they show their true colors to them. That is only if they trust their SO and are comfortable with them. If they trust them and are comfortable with them, they will turn into teddy bears, and will always be craving their SO's attention, even if it doesn't seem like it.

Jeremy Type 1's also really like sweet drinks.

Jeremy Type 1's are the sweetest type of Jeremy.

"Wow who was that? He was so funny and seemed to really like you."

"That's a Jeremy! He's a Jeremy Type 1."

"Oh that explains it."

by SO of a Jeremy Type 1 April 25, 2021

JEREMY

Shoving 66 potatoes in ur asshole and compressing until it forms a stew . Proceed to feed a pregnant woman to create a 'Regemy'

I gave her a JEREMY

by Jeremy munchy February 10, 2025

Jeremy G

A funny, conservative, non libtard kind of guy,
With a huge penis .
Love u <3

Jeremy G was such a cool guy. I wish all guys were cool and had big penises like him.

by H<<33 December 3, 2024