Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021

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traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

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_um.jammer.bonnie_

A super cool person whos level of coolness is unbeatable

_um.jammer.bonnie_ Is cooler than you

by Icky_goo is hot August 15, 2021

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Klamath Jammer

A Klamath Jammer occurs when your wad of Copenhagen chewing tobacco is dislodged from your lower lip while attempting to insert a second cock into your mouth.

All of these Klamath Jammers have depleted my can of Copenhagen. I’ll have to go buy more at Town Pump.

by The Natist August 20, 2021

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