iPhonite

A person who continuously checks their iPhone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
OR
Someone who cannot be parted from their iPhone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.

iPhonite: "I wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle."

Normal human: "Who the hell cares?"

iPhonite: *whips out iPhone* "Well according to this the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!"

Normal human: "You are such a fucking iphonite."

by Starky05 November 8, 2011

iPhony

an "interim" phone that will get you by until your can afford an iPhone, or the until the iPhone is available in your region.

"Steve, that old iPhony is a piece of junk! It doesn't even have a camera, why don't you upgrade man?"

"I know... I am just using this 'til I can afford an iPhone"

by Bulge September 4, 2007

iphoning

the act of obsessively over using the available abilities and applications of an Iphone.

ME: "i was iphoning like a bitch last night" HOE: "i don't have an iphone :'(" ME: "shut up bitch no one asked u to talk" HOE: "I'm sorry big daddy" ME: "it's okay you can suck me later"

by boatsandhoesandtables July 5, 2011

i phone 100

Apple is going bankrupt and is losing new ideas. Gotta keep the revenue up so they create new iphones.

Steve: TIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT! CREATE SOMETHING NEW!
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..

by thelawkeeper1 September 18, 2018

iphoneNUTZ

Nutty for iphones and evetyrhing iphone.

dam your iphoneNUTZ.

by madMELO January 4, 2008

iPhoneless

When a douche bag loses your iPhone due to an innate ability to hold any responsibility for anything but oneself.

When a goofnut chases after a celebrity and ones iPhone bounces out of their bag or pocket resulting in the lose of ones iPhone, makes one iPhoneless.

by Rollguy February 22, 2010

Iphoned

Getting hit in the nuts with an iphone for pure enjoyment of your friends.

While Sims was talking to Sosh, Dave comes up and says "hey Sims watch this"..... proceeding to catch Sosh off guard by throwing his Iphone at his genitalia. Thus rendering him iPhoned for several minutes.

by Sims27 February 15, 2009