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A person who continuously checks their iPhone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
OR
Someone who cannot be parted from their iPhone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.
iPhonite: "I wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle."

Normal human: "Who the hell cares?"

iPhonite: *whips out iPhone* "Well according to this the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!"

Normal human: "You are such a fucking iphonite."
by Starky05 November 08, 2011
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