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iPhonite 

A person who continuously checks their iPhone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
OR
Someone who cannot be parted from their iPhone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.
iPhonite: "I wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle."

Normal human: "Who the hell cares?"

iPhonite: *whips out iPhone* "Well according to this the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!"

Normal human: "You are such a fucking iphonite."
iPhonite by Starky05 November 8, 2011
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iPhonitis 

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.
I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.
iPhonitis by Revival99 January 8, 2009
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iPhonister 

A male iPhonista. A very savvy iPhone user.
Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!
iPhonister by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026