Illitament

Meaning to be an illegitimate, ignornant, and illiterate person all together.

That orange cocksucker Donald is too illitament to lead as President.

by Mr. Antipolitic Bryan June 10, 2018

Illitament

Someone who is illogical, illiterate & illegitimate, all at one time while being egotistical, ignorant and stubborn.

"That orange cock sucker is way to illitament to be President of the U.S.A."

"Get your illitament ass over here so I can skeet on you!"

by Mr. Antipolitic Bryan June 10, 2018

illiteration

When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.

Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!

by the allnoing June 25, 2018

Illiterate

When you can’t even English cause you stoopid

Bro that definitely says triangle not T-Rex you illiterate prism

by Livin_lyke_Lopez May 8, 2018

illissinanortombionectillia

it means a word is hard to pronounce.

"Man, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a illissinanortombionectillia word to pronounce.

by pepplesjudith May 12, 2018

illiciteracy

A lack of knowledge/education regarding unacceptable behavior.

Ethan Couch's "affluenza" defense was about as pathetic and unbelievable as someone claiming illiciteracy about ordinary everyday matters --- naturally, one should indeed respect/forgive someone's not being aware of a "non-obvious/universal" law or custom, but everyone with even half an ounce of common sense knows that getting roaring-drunk and then rocketing down a dark rural highway at 70-plus mph is ALWAYS a big no-no, regardless of what jurisdiction you happen to be in!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018