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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Ollie Harrison

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.

13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison

by wagwan piff October 2, 2019

Harrison ryan

The man that hats all the girls with his balls the size of bowling balls. the best big brain ever he is one of the best lads ever. A massive lady man.

His balls are almost as big as Harrison ryan

by Ben jenifer June 2, 2022

Harrison

A pan man who can ran with a can of banned anne nan crayon plan chan jam kyrgystan murexan

he is gay ™
atheist ok
Floccinaucinihilipilification Trichotillomania Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Tergiversation
pray to the atheist gods or you will go to atheist hell on atheist god
Now with maximum efficiency (in bed)
not shmecksy
no hose=no drink
Like for Part 2

Harrison is oddballs

by TheFrostBeing June 3, 2022

Harrison

A short fat English child who is sexually attracted to the minions in despicable me, has a tendency to become the annoying one in a ps4 party and is obsessed with skateboarding and thinks it makes him cool.

“Aye yo Harrison is short enough to fit up Hayden’s asshole”

by Nexxus69 November 22, 2021

Harrison

A Harrison will have a heart of gold but look like a lump of coal. You will never catch a Harrison without his musical instrument, usually a guitar. A Harrison will constantly be trying to pull a girl however it seems like every time he tries he gets rejected completely with only a few girls willing to take pitty on him.

“Yo you’re gay, you must be a Harrison”

by EzMoneyEzLife November 23, 2021

Harrison

If you meet a Harrison, MAKE HIM YOUR FRIEND, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU BIG DUMBASS BITCH, HE',S ONE OF THE BEST TYPE OF PEOPLE AS WELL AS A MALE MORGAN AND A ZAC, SO JUST DO IT ALREADY, ASHOLE

Harrison, great person, NOT Harrison Fuckin Ford or something

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023