Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Golf Crap

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017

golf shot

A gram of heroin. Black tar.

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!

by giamariec April 21, 2018

golf mill ford

Bigges ford dealer in the Midwest.

Where do you get your service? I get mine at Golf Mill Ford

by Tiacs97 February 2, 2018

golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband

Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman

by AidenXxX February 5, 2018

GolfClub Special

Where you get on your knees and pop someone's balls in your mouth like a golfball washer on a golf course

Hey why don't you bend over give me the old golfclub special

by deathpickl3 June 16, 2018

golfhead

A disease that effects people who never stop playing golf. Too much golf can turn you gay and this is one of the early developments. Golfhead applies to people who are actually, strangely, interested in the subject of golf and actually play the game. Those who have Instagram accounts dedicated to the unholy game have gone too far and have become full golfhead’s so stop it before it has escalated too much. People who are golfheads tend to wear tiny, pussy shorts and tend to be very self absorbed. They believe that golf is superior and need to be stopped and told that what they’re doing is just for the gays. Think of a golfhead as Louie Spence trying to impersonate Dwayne Johnson. Being a golf head is definitely not cool.

That boy’s shoving that golf club up his arse... must be a golfhead!

by Joe Cawthorn July 5, 2018