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golfhead 

A disease that effects people who never stop playing golf. Too much golf can turn you gay and this is one of the early developments. Golfhead applies to people who are actually, strangely, interested in the subject of golf and actually play the game. Those who have Instagram accounts dedicated to the unholy game have gone too far and have become full golfhead’s so stop it before it has escalated too much. People who are golfheads tend to wear tiny, pussy shorts and tend to be very self absorbed. They believe that golf is superior and need to be stopped and told that what they’re doing is just for the gays. Think of a golfhead as Louie Spence trying to impersonate Dwayne Johnson. Being a golf head is definitely not cool.
That boy’s shoving that golf club up his arse... must be a golfhead!
golfhead by Joe Cawthorn July 5, 2018
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Goldhead 

(1) A person who always talks about the Golden Age of hip hop (Which was late eighties to early to mid nineties)
(2) A person who always talk about the Oldies But Goodies Era of rock music (Which was late forties early to mid 1950s)
A old head is a person who trashes youth music

A goldhead is a person who minds his own business and listens to his generation's music
Goldhead by EmJayee November 18, 2019
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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